Photoshop Phriday: "Sensationalized News Stories"

Something Awful's Photoshop Phridays was really good last week. It depicted the news on tv and all the hilarities that ensue. One of my favorites had the headline "Breaking News: Scientists announce that pretty much anything can kill you." It reminds you to LIGHTEN UP FOR CHRIST'S SAKE. The next time somebody tells me I'm going to get cancer from eating or doing something or not to eat something cause my heart will blow up I swear to god I will go on a rampage and none of you will be safe. WICK SMASH! -Link